ok people. Here's a list of politically correct ways to say someone's stupid. Add to the list!! And come up with some motorcycle ones.
1. A few clowns short of a circus.
2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
4. A few beers short of a 6-pack.
5. Dumber than a box of hair.
6. A few peas short of a casserole.
7. Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one box.
8. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead.
9. One Froot Loop short of a full bowl.
10. One taco short of a combination plate.
11. A few feathers short of a full duck.
12. All foam no beer.
13. The cheese slid off the cracker.
14. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
15. Has an I Qof 2 but it takes 3 to grunt.
16: Warning: objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
17. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
18. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
19. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
20. As smart as bait.
21. Chimney's clogged.
22. Doesn't have all his/her dogs on one leash.
23. Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
24. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
25. Forgot to pay his brain bill.
26. Sewing machine's out of thread.
27. Antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
28. Belt doesn't go through all the loops.
29. If he/she had another brain, it would be lonely.
30. Missing a few buttons on the remote control.
31. No grain in the silo.
32. Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
33. Receiver is off the hook.
34. Several nuts short of a full pouch.
35. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit ever branch on the way down.
36. Flew north for the winter.