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    Registered User Array scubaphil's Avatar
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    Pregnant at 18!!

    An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

    He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.

    If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a
    beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

    If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
    $2,000,000 bank account.

    If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places his hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll fuck her again!"
    If jack helped you off a horse would you help jack off a horse??

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    Funny Phil

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    bwahahahahahaha....thats freekin hilarious! I love that one...

    Ima gonna tell that one to the cuties at the gym, we exchange dirty jokes all the time!

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    I fail to see a problem in the father's logic.
    Cry in the dojo, laugh on the battlefield
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    i love it

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    eggs actly!!

    Quote Originally Posted by rearwheelrider
    "sweet" eah eah eah eah eah eah.

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