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    Something About Wives

    "Something About Wives"

    My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
    -Henny Youngman

    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
    -Rodney Dangerfield

    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
    -Milton Berle

    I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
    "There was
    water in the carburetor."
    I asked her, "Where's the car?"
    She replied, In the lake."
    -Henny Youngman

    The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
    -Henny Youngman

    After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
    know, I
    was a fool when I married you."
    The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and

    didn't notice."

    When a man steals your wife, there is no better
    revenge than
    to let him keep her.

    I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't
    like to
    interrupt her.

    My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
    So I
    got myself two girlfriends.

    A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
    not to
    report it since the thief was spending much less than
    his wife did.

    Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is

    A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
    it cost
    to get married?"
    The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still

    Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
    Africa, a
    Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
    Dad: That happens in every country, son.

    Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real

    happiness was until I got married; then it was too

    A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
    The next day he received a hundred letters.
    They all said the same: "You can have mine."

    A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a
    "And what was he before you married him?" asked the
    "A billionaire." she replied,

    Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
    Second marriage is the triumph of hope over

    It's not true that married men live longer than single
    It only seems longer.

    Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was

    Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
    life Thinking they had no faults at all.
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his
    can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such
    a man.

    A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask
    whatever he wants,
    but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
    The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a
    million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."

    Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for
    They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

    The most effective way to remember your wife's
    birthday is
    to forget it once.

    The birthday one is the best. lol

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    just twenty more reasons to stay single! (yussss! )

    People who never do any more than they get paid for never get paid for any more than they do.
    – Albert Hubbard

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