I'm thinking I should run for minister of transportation in the upcoming election. I havn't decided on a particular party, I think they all blow. But here is my battle plan:

1. Motorcyclists must wear full face helmet. No fag-bait skull caps allowed

2. Motorcyclists must wear full leather or textile gear. Squids will be shot.

3. Motorcycle licenses will be aquired in CC stages starting at 250cc.

4. Impaired drivers/riders will be beaten and bikes confiscated and sold to racers.

5. Five new road courses will be built by 2010. Bikes and GP Karts only. No dumb cars trying to look fast.