While I was at at Mission on Sunday, some loser thief broke into our shed and stole my lawnmower and weedwacker
Not only did they cut the plastic handle of the shed (it had a padlock) but they also lifted both items over a 7 1/2 foot fence....as the gates are padlocked also.
Hope they enjoy trying to start that elderly POS gas weedwacker. And the rusted out deck on the lawn mower. There was some slimy dog shit stuck in the treads too - I wasn't looking forward to cleaning it.
Have fun maintaining your yard with those, you fucking loser theives.