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    KawBoy
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    young and in love

    This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
    although very much in love, couldn't wait to go into town to
    tease the barmaids and party with his old buddies.

    So he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back..."

    "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

    "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

    The wife says, "You want a beer my love?" Then she opens
    the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer-
    brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan,
    India...even Kitsilano Light.

    The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that
    he can think of saying is, "Yes, loolie loolie, but the bar,
    you know... the frozen glass..."

    He didn't get to finish the sentence, when the wife interrupted
    him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" And she
    takes a huge beer mug out of the freezer so frozen that she
    was getting chills holding it.

    The husband, looking a bit pale, says, "Yes, tootsie roll, but
    at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really
    delicious...I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise, OK?

    "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" And she opens the
    oven and takes out dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken
    wings, pigs in a blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

    "But, sweet honey...at the bar...you know...the swearing, the
    dirty words and all that..."

    "You want some dirty words, cutie pie? Here: SIT THE FUCK
    DOWN, DRINK YOUR FUCKIN' BEER IN YOUR FROZEN FUCKIN'
    MUG AND EAT YOUR FUCKIN' SNACKS. YOU AIN"T GOING TO
    THE FUCKIN' BAR! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?!"

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    Can you say Buh Bye!

    I would tail end out of there!

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