This guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I don't know
what's wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the
"That's very interesting, I've never heard of anything like that
before. Do you think you could fart for me?" says the doctor.
The guy fires one off and sure enough, the doctor hears "HONDA!"
After several attempts to figure out what's wrong with this guy,
the doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of
stomach specialists and none of them can figure out why this guys
farts say, "HONDA."
Finally, as a last resort, the doctors send him to a dentist.
After listening to the problem, the dentist opens up the guys
mouth and examines it.
"A-haa!!!!, says the dentist "....I have solved the problem."
"What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc"
The dentist replies "Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth."
"Yeah....so?", says the guy, "What has that got to do with my
The dentist replies . . .
"Cant you see, Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA"