Went to go to the Island for my Dad's 60th birthday this morning and my girlfriend says "hey you moved your bike out back?"
I'm like WTF?? I left it on the street, yet it was sitting in a visitor stall behind my building.
Then I notice that the windscreen is smashed on the ground and I think "Shit, someone knocked over the bike and then hid it out back"
So I take a closer look and.... IT WAS CHOPPED BY AN AXE!!!!!!!
Cut in passenger seat
Chop mark on tail
2 inch deep crease on the can
4 chops to the gas tank, dent about softball deep
ears of the upper fairing chopped
cut marks on upper tripple clamp
possible damage to the front master cylinder
Bike might be a write off.
Pisses me off cause someone put it in neutral, rolled it around the back of the building, constantly correcting for the locked steering, parked it in a stall and hacked the shit out of it.
No damage to the ignition so they never tried to steal the fuckin' thing.
I am so pissed right now. Don't know if it was someone who wanted to park where my bike was or what but it is pretty beat down. We took digitals which I'll post sunday night.
I know that there is an R1 in my building that sometimes leaves his bike out, dude, lock that shit up tight. There's a vandal out.
I hadn't ridden for a week so it was no one I pissed off with the riding.
I was in the middle of a streetable track bike conversion, now it's totally fucked.
Keep your eyes out, I was at 8th and Ash. Green Kawi with primer race upper, blue lower.
I'm ready to cave in some skulls, and I'm an accountant, we don't get violent.