Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror, complaining to my boyfriend that my breasts were too small. Instead of telling me it was not so, he came up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds. Do this every day." Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my boyfriend replied. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he said, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"