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    Materialistic Italians

    An Italian parks his brand new BMW in front of the office, just down
    the street from Casa Napoli, to show it off to his bros. As he's
    getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along close to the curb
    and takes off the door before speeding away.

    More than a little distraught, the Italian grabs his cell and calls the
    police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has
    a chance to ask any questions, the Italian starts screaming

    "My BMW, my beautiful black BMW is ruined !!!! No matter how long at
    the body shop it'll never be the same again!"

    After the Italian finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his
    head in disgust:

    "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Italians are," he says.

    "You guys are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice
    anything else in your life."

    "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the Italian.

    The policeman replies, "Didn't you realize that your right arm was torn
    off when the truck hit you." ?

    The Italian looks down in absolute horror.

    "HOLY F*CK!!!!!! he screams........"Where's my f * ckin' Rolex ????..."

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