a woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?", he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma.", she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today"
So, this is this ass jokes thread...ok, here's one...
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this," said the man.
"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her
ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was
rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its
rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there
was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cow's
butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?", asks the doctor.
"Well," the man replied "I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
Hey, this looks like yours!"
lol i have to admit..bug stole yer thread LOL
hahaha...good one bug