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    Funny, got this today

    I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and
    exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
    "Do you think I'll live to be 90?"

    He then asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?"
    "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing either."

    Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks or barbecued ribs, or any of
    those types of meats?"

    I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
    hiking, or bicycling?"

    "No, I don't," I replied.

    He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

    "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

    He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit how long you'll live ?"

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    HA! I agree

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    Old one, but made me smile still!

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