Since so many people are making silly posts, I think we might as well focus them to one area. So let this be it! No links or quotes please, only original crazy bs.
I'll start it off, try to top it.
Im 15 and want to take my girlfriend out for a ride on my brothers gsxr1000. I don't have a license, but I've ridden dirt bikes before. I figure I wont get in trouble with the cops because they wont be able to catch me because its so fast. If we crash, his insurance won't go up because its not insured, its a race bike. It doesn't need to have the rear seat or foot pegs because she can just hold on to me, right?
also, is it going to be a big problem that both of us are narcoleptics? Thanks for any pointers