Newfoundlander moved to California
You've probably already seen this...but it is too funny
A young Newfoundlander moved to California and went to a big mega-department store looking for a job.
> The manager said, "Do you have any sales experience?"
> The kid said, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Newfoundland."
> Well, the boss liked the Newfoundland kid (of course) so he gave him the job.
> You can start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
> His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.
> After the store was locked up, the boss said, "How many sales did you make today?"
> Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
> $101.237.64? What did you sell?"
> "I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Sea Ray. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4 x 4 Suburban."
> "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"
> "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said,
> 'Well, your weekend's shot -- you might as well go fishing.
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