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    Registered User Array evo-blade's Avatar
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    Funny ;o) might be old tho...

    A man walking along a California beach was in deep prayer.
    Suddenly, the sky clouded above his Head and, in a booming
    voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be
    faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish".
    The man said "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over
    anytime I want".
    The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think
    of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking...
    The supports to the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and
    steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust every natural
    resource I have made. I can do it, but it is hard for me
    to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
    more time and think of something that would honor and
    glorify me". The man thought about it for a long time.
    Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my
    wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's
    thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
    cries, what she means when she says "nothing's wrong", and
    how I can make a woman truly happy".
    The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that

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    Gear whore Array Kamui's Avatar
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    hahahahaha... so true
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    Registered User Array scubaphil's Avatar
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    oldie but goodie
    If jack helped you off a horse would you help jack off a horse??

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