my buddy from another forum..
Finally went to court this morning to see what I could do about a speeding ticket. I was told my chances are pretty much shit, unless your officer doesnt show. The judge told us up front, and those guys walked.. one guy had 120 km/h... lucky bastard. Anyway, i get assigned, I'm first up, swear in, and the guy unleashes hot furry, spending 15 minutes in every detail explaining how he got me. Had 3 calibration tests for spedo in hand, had every second detailed of the whole event - like a robot. I was gonna argue that I had to avoid a shitty driver or something, but I was just late for a midterm. Then he was like "then I followed the defendent for 1 mile and paced him at 100 km/h the whole time... proceeded to pull him over at which point I asked for license and registration, which he had, and I asked him to remove his helmet so that I could identify him with his license... " went on and on. I was just like "check please..." This guy was prepared. He was like the new T1000 - liquid guy, not the cyborg guy.
*sigh* I even held the door open for the officer. He gave me a look on the way out like "sorry dude.."
Yes, my buddy got owned big time....