Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify personality on what
drinks were chosen. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on
almost all counts. Which one are you?
Personality: Casual, low maintenance, down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Cocktails with umbrella.
Personality: Annoying, dizzy, a pain in the neck.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed drinks - no umbrellas.
Personality: Mature, has picky taste, knows what she wants.
Approach: If she wants you, she'll buy you a drink.
Drink: Wine - (bottled not boxed).
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.
Drink: Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff Ice, Vodka Mule, etc. Personality:
Easy, thinks she is trendy and sophisticated, but actually hasn't got a
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...and you're in.
Personality: Annoying voice, big hair.
Approach: Stand close and savour the perfume.
Drink: Shorts (Vodka, Aftershock, etc.).
Personality: Out with male friends or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.
As always, very simple and clear cut.
Personality: He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.
Drink: Cheap domestic beer.
Personality: He's poor or a student and wants to get laid.
Drink: Premium local beer.
Personality: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Personality: He's old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Drink: Imported beer.
Personality: He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid.
Personality: The man is a beast and will get laid one way or another.
Personality: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a
sophisticated image and help him get laid.
Drink: Vodka or Brandy.
Personality: Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate
to get laid.
Personality: Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to
Personality: He doesn't give two shits about anything and will hit
anyone who is in his way of getting laid.
Drink: Jack Daniels.
Personality: Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about
feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into
Personality: Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.
Drink: Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff Ice, Vodka Mule, etc.
Personality: He's gay (blatantly).