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    how good was your day?

    8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.

    8:30 Weigh 5lbs. lighter than yesterday

    8:45 Breakfast in bed, squeezed orange juice and croissants

    9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil

    10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.

    10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out.

    12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.

    12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs.

    1:00 Shopping with friends.

    3:00 Nap.

    4:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer.

    4:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage.

    5:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.

    7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.

    10:00 Hot shower. Alone.

    10:30 Make love.

    11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling

    11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.


    6:00 Alarm.

    6:15 Blowjob.

    6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.

    7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and tea.

    7:30 Limo arrives.

    7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport

    8:15 Private jet to Augusta Georgia.

    9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.

    9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par.

    11:30 Blowjob

    11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.

    12:15 Blowjob.

    12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.

    2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.

    2:20 Blowjob

    2:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas . Nap.

    3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.

    4:15 Blowjob

    4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.

    5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel.

    7:00 Watch Sportscenter.

    7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20oz. New York strip.

    9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.

    10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.

    11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.

    11:45 Go to bed.

    11:46 One last blowjob

    11:59 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.

    12:00 Laugh yourself to sleep.

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    Registered User Array Ryan R's Avatar
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    Ha ha ha ha, thats friggin hillarious, bout sums it up ha ha lol
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    HAAAAARRRRRRRR Array Mischa's Avatar
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    in ur gf
    that is the greatest thing ever!
    Rage. Its my drug of choice.

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    what only 6 blow jobs??? j/k
    that funny!!

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    Forwarding to Girlfriend w/subject "Christmas List"

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    OMG!!! OMG!!!!!
    add in RUSH arcades from 8pm-10pm and that REALLY would have been the PERFECT day for ME TOO!!!

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    Registered User Array SpideRider's Avatar
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    Too funny!
    Cry in the dojo, laugh on the battlefield
    Sparring speed is a matter of simple physics:
    The height of your flight is inversely proportionate to the mass of your ass.

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