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    Registered User Array GhostFlame_zx7r's Avatar
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    a very funny joke

    Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.

    Sitting at a cafe, the little old man says, "Remember the first
    time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the
    corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."

    "Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady
    with a grin.

    "Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give
    you one from behind."

    The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young
    man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to
    himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the
    gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.

    The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and
    the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is
    40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The
    little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace
    that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they
    collapse and don't move for an hour.

    Well, the man is stunned.

    Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in
    the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"

    The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your
    age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"

    The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that fence wasn't electrified."
    LIFES A BITCH...... Then you just do it all over again

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    L O L... i think i heard that one b4.....????? still good tho

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    lol hahaha funny.

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