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    This rabbit is running through the forest when ......................

    This rabbit is running through the forest when he comes across a giraffe about to pull a bong...

    "Stop!" says the rabbit, "You shouldn't do drugs! Come, run with me through the forest!" And so the giraffe abandons his drug habits and runs with the rabbit.

    Not long after, the rabbit and giraffe come across a badger about to do a line of coke...

    "Stop," says the rabbit, "You really shouldn't do drugs! Come, run with me through the forest..." And so, like the giraffe, the badger abandons his naughty ways and runs with the rabbit.

    A bit further down the path, the trio come across a lion about to shoot up on heroin....

    "No, stop!" shouts the rabbit, "Leave those drugs behind and come run with me through the forest!"

    The lion mauls the rabbit to death.

    The giraffe and badger look on in horror...

    "Why did you do that to him?" they whine, "He was only trying to help you!"

    The lion scowls, "I'm just sick of that rabbit getting me to run through the forest everytime he's fucked on acid..."


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    I heard it with the rabbit on amphetamines. Makes a bit more sence... But this is good anyways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ssblade
    I heard it with the rabbit on amphetamines. Makes a bit more sence... But this is good anyways.
    if it was a Vancouver joke, the rabbit would have been wasted on meth, and riding a stolen gixxer!
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