(Man In Yellow)
That was too funny
Bender: Aw, I think I got whiplash.
Leela: You can't have whiplash, you don't have a neck.
Bender: I meant ass whiplash.
If jack helped you off a horse would you help jack off a horse??
You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.
That was really well done! Funny shit.