How many women with PMS ...
QUESTION.......: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
ANSWER: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them... the chair they dragged to stand on to change the light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!!!!!!! I'm sorry... did you ask me something?