Hey, just remember something, got me laughing so i fugure I'd post it, post your own too.
Now, mind you this will be perfectly logical to most of the guys out there, but aparently for some reason is not acceptable:
direct quote from self:
'i didn't want to mess up my shirt, so I took it off'
Please understand that:
a. sandwitch was partcularly messy
b.SHE wasn't home when I made it