A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how
ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just
came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an
The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year-old ass?"
"Nothing," she replied, "Your name never came up."