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    Shiftless clutcher Array ZoomaFoo's Avatar
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    A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with

    Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how
    ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

    The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just
    came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an
    18 year-old."

    The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year-old ass?"

    "Nothing," she replied, "Your name never came up."
    "When in doubt, FLAT OUT!"

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    You go squish now! Array mli35's Avatar
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    haha. good one.

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