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    Women who read...

    One morning the husband returns from several hours of fishing an decides to take a nap.
    Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides that she will take the boat out on the lake.
    She motors out a short distance, anchos, and begins reading her book. Not too long after, along comes the game warden in his boat. He pulls along side the woman and says "Good morning ma'am. What are you doing?
    "reading a book". she replies thinking it was fairly obvious.
    "You're in a restricted fishing area". he informs her
    "I'm sorry officer but I'm reading not fishing".
    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start fishing at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up".
    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault", says the woman.
    "But I haven't even touched you." replies the game warden.
    "That's true, but you have all the equipment and for all I know you could start at any moment."
    "Have a nice day ma'am". and he left.

    MORAL Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely that she can think too.
    It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how i get along with the ones that are still alive!

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    Did the lying bitch catch any fish?

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