I hope this isnt a rerun.
In a train car there were a Canadian, an American, a spectacular hot looking redhead and the scariest looking old fat woman with a big wart on the end of her nose. Several minutes into the trip the train begins to pass through a long dark tunnel when the unmistakabel sound of a slap is heard.
When they exit the tunnel all can see that the American has a big, red hand mark on his cheek.
1. The redhead thought- "That American SOB wanted to touch me and by mistake put his hand on the fat old woman who responded by slapping his face".
2. The fat old woman thought- That dirty American laid his hand on the redhead and she smacked him".
3. The American thought- "The f---ing Canadian grabbed the redhead in the tunnel and she slapped me by mistake".
4. The Canadian thought- "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can slap that stupid American again".