Ledgend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of this mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted.However if one lies, then POOF you are instantly swallowed by the mirror never to be seen again.
A redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room stands before the mirror, and looking herslf over says " I think I am the most beautiful woman in the world". POOF the mirror swallows her up
Next a rather oversized brunette stands before the mirror and says "I think I am the sexiest woman in the world". POOF the mirror swallows her up.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde walks in and stands before the mirror, looks at herself and says "I think... POOf