A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a
quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts
panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, but serious
looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in
the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the
sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the
saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets
up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's

and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the
quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing
the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her
seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure
that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects,

the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,
"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was

Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replies. "But I do make a good living squeezing men
by the balls till they cough up money..... I'm a "Divorce Attorney."