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    Canada Pension Plan

    Having reached the age of 62, I went to apply for Canada Pension
    last week. After waiting in line for a very long time, I finally
    got to the counter. The woman there asked me for my driver's license to
    verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized, to my great dismay, that
    I had left my wallet on the nightstand in my bedroom. I told the ladythat I
    was very sorry, but I seemed to have left my wallet at home. "I'll
    have to go get it and come back later," I said.

    At that point, she said to me, Unbutton your shirt."

    I was confused, but I opened my shirt, revealing lots of curly
    silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough
    for me," and, with that, she promptly processed my application.

    When I got home, I couldn't wait to tell my wife about my experience at the Canada
    Pension Office. She listened to the whole story and then said, "You should
    have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too."

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