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    Lee RideFar Array elevation's Avatar
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    Classic dirty xmas joke!

    Bob wakes up in the middle of the night on xmas eve. He rolls over and finds that is wife has left the bed. The curiousity gets the best of him and he decides to go find her. He walks downstairs and he is shocked to see his wife giving Santa a blowjob. He shouts out "Honey! what are you doing!".

    His wife quickly replies "emptying Santa's sack!"

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    How many poser points? Array Spraxxx's Avatar
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    soo kinda like this?
    Said best by Bob and Doug Mackenzie - HOSER!

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    Registered User Array scubaphil's Avatar
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    If jack helped you off a horse would you help jack off a horse??

    You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.

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