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    Administrator Array adamantium's Avatar
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    Robot Bartender

    A man enters a bar and orders a drink.

    The bar has a robot bartender.

    The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail,

    and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

    The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make

    conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics

    and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness,

    string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

    The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."

    He decides to test the robot.

    He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.

    Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him,

    "What's your IQ?"

    The man responds, "about a 100."

    Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,

    NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favourite fast foods, guns,

    and women's breasts.

    Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot

    one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks,

    "What's your IQ?"

    The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

    And the robot says... real slowly...

    "So............... ya gonna.... vote... for... the..... Liberals again?
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