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    two wheels Array tab's Avatar
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    xmas joke

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly

    "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess
    something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
    flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.

    "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
    shook them and said, "They're bells."

    Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

    The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
    finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
    what do those symbolize?"

    The man replied, "These are Carols."

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    Yep, thats funny.

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    good one
    worth a bump
    chicken strips are a sign of intelligence
    unless you're at the track ;)

    DO IT!

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    "Experience" THX Rogger. Array PressurePoint's Avatar
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    Hahahahaha that was good.

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