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    Why I Fired My Secratary


    Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn’t
    feeling too hot that morning.
    I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would
    Be pleasant and say “Happy
    Birthday” and would probably have a present for me.
    She didn’t even say “Good Morning,” let alone
    ”Happy Birthday.” Anyway,
    I thought,”well, that’s wives for you, the
    children will remember!”
    The children came down to breakfast and didn’t say a
    word! When I started to the
    office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
    As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet
    said, “Good Morning, Boss,
    Happy Birthday.” I felt a little remembered...
    I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my
    door and said, “You know it is such a beautiful
    day outside and it is your
    birthday, let’s go to lunch, just you and me.”
    I said, “By George, that’s the greatest thing
    I’ve heard all day. Let’s go.”
    We went to lunch. We didn’t go where we normally
    go. We went out into the
    country to a little private place. We had two
    martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
    On the way back to the office, she said, “You
    know, it is such a beautiful day,
    we don’t need to go back to the office, do we?”
    I said, “No, I guess not.”
    She said, “Let’s go to my apartment.”
    After arriving at her apartment she said, “Boss,
    If you don’t mind, I think
    I’ll go into the bedroom and slip into something
    more comfortable.
    Sure,” I excitedly replied. She went into the
    bedroom and, in about six minutes
    she came out carrying a big birthday cake,
    followed by my wife, children and
    dozens of our friends. They were all singing
    Happy Birthday.................

    and there I sat on the couch


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    Registered User Array Human's Avatar
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    Oh my...what a retard....
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    the way you wrote that......i hope that was just a joke and not based on an experience......

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    too funny

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    Wear proper gear pls ;) Array R1 GIRL's Avatar
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    I read this one too in a Maxim magazine. Don't you guys get your jokes anywhere else?
    Jody - R1 GIRL
    R.I.P. Ethan, Bog, Dan, Cody, Ralston and my angel in the sky, Julia - my friends, all of you will be loved and remembered forever

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    Re: Jeepers!

    Originally posted by R1 GIRL
    I read this one too in a Maxim magazine. Don't you guys get your jokes anywhere else?
    Amazing that you're such an avid reader of Maxim! Didn't think there was much in it for people of the female persuasion.

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