Just a short while ago, the Prime Minister of Canada was looking for a call girl.

He found three such girls in a local lounge: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.

To the blonde he said, "I am the Prime Minister of Canada! Now, how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" She replied, "$200".

He asked the brunette the same question. Her reply was $100.

He then asked the redhead.

Her reply was, "Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times and keep it rising like the gas prices, keep me warmer than my apartment and screw me the way you do the public, then believe me, Mr. Prime Minister, it isn't going to cost you a damn cent."


My non-partisan message for the day:
Get out there and vote on January 23rd, 2006!
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