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    '04 R1 - You are mine! Array FloMan's Avatar
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    Yes please! Oh! That wasn't a question?

    Stephen Harper is a scary man!

    When Stephen Harper breathes he exhales CO2.
    C02 is a greenhouse gas and contributing factor to global warming.
    Global warming is a threat to our vast and unspoiled north.
    Does Stephen Harper want Otokiak dead?
    He won't say.
    Choose your Canada.

    Stephen Harper ate at a Tex-Mex place once.
    You know what the "Tex" in Tex-Mex stands for?
    George W. Bush's home state.
    And you know who else would have liked Tex-Mex food if he were alive today?
    Joseph Stalin.
    We're not making this up.
    Choose your Canada.

    Stephen Harper wants you to have the right to own property.
    In cities.
    Canadian cities.
    In Canada.
    Actual ownership of the things you buy.
    He really said this.
    We didn't make this up.
    Choose your Canada.

    Stephen Harper was interviewed on CBC Sunday by Evan Solomon.
    Evan Solomon also interviewed k. d. lang.
    k.d. lang was in Teresa's Tattoo with Kiefer Sutherland.
    Kiefer Sutherland was in A Few Good Men with Kevin Bacon.
    Why is Stephen Harper courting rich American movie stars?
    He won't say.
    Chose your Canada.

    Last Tuesday Timmy Johnson walked to school.
    A little boy walking down a sunny side walk to learn.
    That same day Stephen Harper had waffles for breakfast.
    Belgian waffles. On a plate.
    Stephen Harper wants to turn Canada over to the Belgians. On a plate.
    And where is little Timmy during all this?
    In school, learning about Hitler!
    We're not making this up. We're not allowed to.
    We're also not allowed to jump on the bed.
    “Your failure to be informed does not make me a wacko.”
    -John Loeffler

    “The truth will set you free, but first it will make you sick.”

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    Learning the hard way. Array skroonk's Avatar
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    Hahahaha. I completely agree with your cynicism. I hate the Conservatives but I hate these slander campains even more. I would NOT vote for ANY group that would put out a slander campain. It would instantly change my opinion of a party for the worse. Jerks.

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    That's funny stuff. I think people are finally getting it and not being sold on negative ads. The last time around it might have worked but this time it is backfiring. The Liberals dropped even further in the polls after the ads. Liberals can only fool Canadians once. How long do you think Martin will be around after this election? 4 months?

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    "Experience" THX Rogger. Array PressurePoint's Avatar
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    Haha funny shit.

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    Did Paul Martin put you up to this?
    It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how i get along with the ones that are still alive!

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