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    Registered User Array mikeelliot's Avatar
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    New Weight loss program...heh heh

    >* Weight loss program
    >**** *A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
    >**** The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before
    >him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a
    >pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.
    >**** She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
    >**** The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a
    >second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and
    >puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
    >**** The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
    >**** On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he
    >has lost 10 lb. as promised.*
    >**** *He then calls the company and orders their 5-day / 20 pound
    >* program.
    >**** The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
    >stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
    >wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
    >reads: "If you catch me you can have me." Well, he's out the door after
    >her like a shot! This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a
    >while to catch her; but when he does, it's definitely worth every
    >muscle & gt;** cramp and wheeze, so for the next four days, the same
    >routine happens.
    >**** Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to
    >discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised. He decides to go
    >for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
    >"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone - "This is our
    >most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this
    >good in years."
    >**** The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
    >finds this huge, muscular, 7 foot man standing there wearing nothing
    >but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that read: "I'm
    >Francis. If I catch you, you're mine..."*

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    Registered User Array clickarmy's Avatar
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    thats hilarious

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    contradiction incarnate Array slam's Avatar
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    could see the punchline coming before reading it, but funny anyways
    nobody gets out alive

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