its 4pm ish, and im riding home after pickin up my paycheck from downtown, and im going down howe st, and onto the onramp of the granville st. bridge. i notice several cars slowing down and i also see several people on the crosswalk.
3 or 4 cars ahead i see that some1 has slam on thier brakes in my lane (far right lane) and it just dominoes from there, one after another these retards all start slamming on their brakes, before i know it, im coming up to it, i quickly peeked into my rear view and see this moron in a black pathfinder tailing me, i had to start braking or risk smashing into the camry in front.
i begin braking and see that the pathfinder is getting closer, his headlights r huge. so i decide to lane split it to get myself outta the mix. both lanes were in a complete stop b/c of the pedestrians. just as i dart into the middle, i hear tires skidding and squeling, next thing i know SMASH! camry gets rear ended to hell. i got off super lucky .
pathfinder : sh*t wat the hell is everyone stopping for??
camry : ughh!!
me: u f'ing retard theres pedestrians up there
pathfinder: oh sh*t r u guys ok?
camry: ughh! yah...i think
me: u just smashed their car, wat do u think?
me: how could u not see wats goin on up there?? all our brake lights were on.
pathfinder: i was on my phone
me: U WOULDA KILLED ME U F"ING SH*T HEAD
they r gunna use me as a witness. but its 100% the pathfinders fault
im home now, just changed my underwear. phew close one.