2 Doctors.....
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading,
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

The town council was not too happy with that sign, so the
doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors". This was
not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the
council, they changed the sign to "Schizoids and
Hemorrhoids." No go.

Next they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down

Then came "Manic-depressives and Anal retentives." Still not

How about "Minds and Behinds"? Unacceptable again.

Becoming distraught, they tried "Lost Souls and A&& Holes."
Still no go.

Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts," "Nuts and Butts,"
"Freaks and Cheeks," or "Loons and Moons" work either.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with
a business slogan they thought might be acceptable to the
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones ................... Odds and