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    Tounge Twister

    Tongue Twister

    A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him also has a black eye.

    He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence: we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?"

    So the guy tells him: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident, sort of. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying: I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said: I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh." "She socked me one."

    The first guy responded, "Mine was a tongue twister too."
    "I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife: Please pour me a bowl of Corn Flakes, but I accidentally said: You ruined my life, you lousy bitch.''
    “Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence”.

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    thats awesome. i've heard it before but it still cracks me up

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