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    cop joke

    this aint for PVT bloggins ,,hes not the typical flat foot by his posts wish they could all take a few lessons from that dude ,so hes excempt from all PO-PO ridicule ,that is until he pulls me over for wheelies down king george,lol (messing with ya man ) but for the rest ------

    While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

    "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

    "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

    The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

    "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up - - two fingers, then three, then four, then get my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."

    And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

    "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

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    Been there, Wrecked that! Array CrashTested's Avatar
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    Good one.
    Made my morning.

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    More than meets the eye Array Pvt. BLOGGINS's Avatar
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    BWAHAHAHA, haven't heard it... bringing it to the office.

    Good one.... I know it's not me, I'm one of the few cops who IS NOT radar trained.....

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