I know this is a stupid question, but it's something I've been started wondering about while driving and listening to my 'Kill Bill' Soundtrack the other day. Now let say perhaps I was to go to a friends party (a sorta fancy Dress-up party) and I wanted to go as one of the yakuza (crazy 88) from kill bill.
Now my delemma, first I can't find anywhere in which to mount my Katana onto my bike, nor can i find instructions on how to do this on the net. Does anyone here know how to strap a katana onto a sportbike like in 'Kill Bill'?
Secondly I would be wearing a suit while riding (about 7 blocks away, no highways or anywhere over 60km/h). Note this is a hypathetical question and yes safety is a concern but just roll with it and don't flame k?
Now where can I get armor that can strap on under my clothes? I mean even knee/shin/elbow gaurdsd and a spine protector. Anyone done this ? have any suggestions besides "don't do it you stupid wannabe showoffing newb". Again I will probubly' never almost do this but I still want to know if such strap on armor exists, because I ride with jeans and either way i want to wear something undeneath.