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    Born to be WILD Array Tmustang's Avatar
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    Finding A Good Spot

    The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act.
    The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the
    day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He
    thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an
    alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
    Finally, he realized his solution. On the way home from work, he pulled
    his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled
    underneath as if examining the truck.
    Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to

    He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.
    As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pant leg.
    Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his
    eyes shut and replied, "What?"
    He heard, "This is the police. What in the hell are you doing?"
    The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
    The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because
    your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.
    Tmustang you are clear for take off

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