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    Je ne suis pas Francais Array nutcracker's Avatar
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    Ten husbands

    A young man married a beautiful young*woman who had*previously
    divorced ten husbands.

    On her eleventh wedding night, she*said to*her new husband, "Please
    be gentle, I'm still a virgin".

    "What?"* Said the puzzled groom.* "How can that be if you've been married ten times? "Well,*

    Husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it's going to be.

    Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
    was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

    Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
    diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
    order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver

    Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but
    wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
    state-of-the-art method.

    Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew
    how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
    sure how to position it.

    Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

    Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God I
    miss him!

    But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

    "Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
    "You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"

    Happy Tax time
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    good one...
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    nobody gets out alive

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    :) you'll live longer Array rockshoxbiker's Avatar
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    that's a good one. just make sure you don't send that someone in the CRA

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    bro, do you even ride in a straight line? #1 asshole
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockshoxbiker
    that's a good one. just make sure you don't send that someone in the CRA
    it'd be more funny if cra wasnt on my arse - i'm definetly sending that to them RIGHT NOW!
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