You know those weird things with Microsoft, like in Word where you'll type in a sentence/phrase/word and then use the thesaurus on that sentence/phrase/word and it turns it into something totally weird and or sexual? Does anyone remember those? I can't remember any of them unfortunately. It's been a while. I wonder if it still works or there are new funky bugs/nifty code.
Like when you go to google.com and type in "go to hell" with the quotations. Try that out. (I KNEW IT! )