Why Harley Riders Don't Wave
Just got this from a Harley Buddy of mine.
Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9. Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.
8. Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by those rice-burner manufacturers.
3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
2. Remember the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
1. They're jealous that after spending $30,000, they still don't own a Gold Wing.
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Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The expresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stock broker and accessories dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.
The difference between Harley riders and Goldwing drivers:
"Live to ride. Ride to Live."
"Eat to ride. Ride to eat (Ed's note: That's me!) =)
"Loud pipes save lives."
"Honey, will you turn down the radio?"
Black leather jacket and chaps
Red snowmobile suit
Black leather vest with chain closure and skull and lightning
bolt on the back
Gray twill vest with trading pins and
GoldWing Road Riders Association chapter
patch on the back
Meets other riders at "The Dam Ice House"
Meets other riders at Denny's
Biker Mama on the back.
HER Mama on the back.
Cross city ride ends at topless bar.
Cross country ride ends at Dairy Queen.
National riders group meeting called "Hog Rally".
International group affair called "Wing Ding".
Riding in groups of two.
Riding in groups of twenty.
Ape hanger bars and (proctologists dream) splinter seats.
Big wide seats for big wide butts.
BarcoLounger with wheels
Dew rags covering up steel plate in the head
from riding without a helmet. But looking COOL.
Helmet with headset and microphones, covered
in reflective patches
"This beer is flat, let's trash the place."
"This cappuccino is cold. Let's only tip 10%."