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    Why Harley/Gold Wing Riders Do Not Wave

    Why Harley Riders Don't Wave
    Just got this from a Harley Buddy of mine.

    Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back

    10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.

    9. Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.

    8. Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.

    7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.

    6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.

    5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.

    4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by those rice-burner manufacturers.

    3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.

    2. Remember the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.

    1. They're jealous that after spending $30,000, they still don't own a Gold Wing.

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    Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don't Wave Back

    10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.

    9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.

    8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.

    7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.

    6. The expresso machine just finished.

    5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.

    4. Was in a three-way conference call with stock broker and accessories dealer.

    3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.

    2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.

    1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.

    The difference between Harley riders and Goldwing drivers:

    Harley riders:
    "Live to ride. Ride to Live."
    Goldwing drivers:
    "Eat to ride. Ride to eat (Ed's note: That's me!) =)

    Harley riders:
    "Loud pipes save lives."
    Goldwing drivers:
    "Honey, will you turn down the radio?"

    Harley riders:
    Black leather jacket and chaps
    Goldwing drivers:
    Red snowmobile suit

    Harley riders:
    Black leather vest with chain closure and skull and lightning
    bolt on the back
    Goldwing drivers:
    Gray twill vest with trading pins and
    GoldWing Road Riders Association chapter
    patch on the back

    Harley riders:
    Meets other riders at "The Dam Ice House"
    Goldwing drivers:
    Meets other riders at Denny's

    Harley riders:
    Biker Mama on the back.
    Goldwing drivers:
    HER Mama on the back.

    Harley riders:
    Cross city ride ends at topless bar.
    Goldwing drivers:
    Cross country ride ends at Dairy Queen.

    Harley riders:
    National riders group meeting called "Hog Rally".
    Goldwing drivers:
    International group affair called "Wing Ding".

    Harley riders:
    Riding in groups of two.
    Goldwing drivers:
    Riding in groups of twenty.

    Harley riders:
    Ape hanger bars and (proctologists dream) splinter seats.
    Goldwing drivers:
    Big wide seats for big wide butts.

    Harley riders:
    Rolling thunder.
    Goldwing drivers:
    BarcoLounger with wheels

    Harley riders:
    Dew rags covering up steel plate in the head
    from riding without a helmet. But looking COOL.
    Goldwing drivers:
    Helmet with headset and microphones, covered
    in reflective patches

    Harley riders:
    "This beer is flat, let's trash the place."
    Goldwing drivers:
    "This cappuccino is cold. Let's only tip 10%."
    Do an Iron Butt ride..... your bike deserves it.

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    Nice Post! good giggles!

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    hahaha so true

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