found this on SBN:
if you paid more for your bike thn you did for your wife's engagement ring.
if your Christmas cards have a picture of SantaClaus on a motorcycle.
if you ride your bike to work at least two or three days a week.
if you subscribe to three or more motorcycle magazines , and still pick up extras at the newsstand.
if you spent more on tires last year than you did on clothes.
if you check the weather channel , before you leave the house.
if you can rattle off the names, model designations and horsepower ratings of all new bikes, but can't remember your kid's birthdays.
if your personal stationery, credit cards, checks or business cards have a picture of a motocycle on them.
if your bike is kept in your garage, while your car is parked outside.
if you look for excuses to hang around your local motorcycle shop for hours on end, even when you have no business to conduct there.
if you won't rent a motel room unless you can park where you can see your bike from the window.
if your cell phone custom ringer has been programmed o play"born to be wild" or "bad to the bone"
if you ever detoured 100 miles to catch 20m miles of twisties.
if you use $6 a quart oil in your bike and buy whatever's on sale for .99 to use in your car.
if you turn to look every time you hear a motorcycle exhaust.
if you find yourself leaning into turns when driving your car..