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    Feb 2002
    I'm not telling, but Atom isn't allowed near it.

    Talking Your Patriotic Duty, or SPAM?

    At least it's funny Spam.

    Patriotic Duty

    Because the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife, next Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m. EST, all North American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. Men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove that they think it's OK to see other women nude. Since the enemy does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. Notify the appropriate authorities of any people who do not participate. Your efforts to root out terrorists will be greatly appreciated and indicates your desire to demonstrate your patriotism. To achieve 100% participation, forward this note to other similarly minded patriots.


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    Wanderer of the Wastes Array DNAspark99's Avatar
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    Apr 2002
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    Hey, patriotic or not, if I'm drinkin beer and watchin nekkid women parade around, I'll wave any damn flag you want. (it will probably be on fire though)
    "I dread beyond all else the growth of the petty tyranny of restrictive legislation, the transference of disciplinary authority from the judiciary to the constabulary, the abandonment of every constitutional safeguard of individual liberty."

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