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    fairness of life

    The Fairness of Life

    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.

    I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.

    What do you get in the end of it? A death.

    What's that, a bonus?

    I think the life cycle is all backwards.


    You should die first, you know, start out dead,

    get it out of the way. You wake up in an old

    age home, feeling better every day.


    You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect

    your pension, then, when you start work,

    you get a gold watch on your first day.


    You work 40 years until you're young enough

    to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol,

    you party, you're generally promiscuous

    (hey, you've only got a few years left,

    what's the big deal?!?)

    and you get ready for High School.


    Then you go to primary school, you become a kid,

    you play, you have no responsibilities, and, finally,

    you become a baby;


    The last step, you spend your last 9 months

    floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating,

    spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday,

    and then........

    You finish off as an orgasm

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    dude, i read a lot of funny shit but you are by far the one that post the most funny and weird videos..

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    You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.

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    You left out step #4.5 - breast feeding!

    I know, I know, ...over the line.
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    dayum breastfeeding had got to be the best

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