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    One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

    Demon: Why so glum, chum?
    Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
    Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinking man?
    Guy: Sure, I love to drink
    Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, winecoolers, diet tab and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
    Guy: Gee that sounds great.
    Demon: You a smoker?
    Guy: You better believe it!
    Demon: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lung out! If you get cancer - no biggie -you're already dead remember?
    Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!
    Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
    Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
    Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever...if you go bankrupt...well your're dead anyhow.
    Demon: You gay?
    Guy: No...

    Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're gonna hate Fridays.

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