Two Americans boarded a flight out of New York after a hockey game. One
in the window seat & the other sat in the middle seat. Just before
take-off, a Canadian got on & took the aisle seat. After take-off, the
his shoes off, wiggled his toes & was settling in when the American in
the window seat said, "I think I'll get up & get a beer."
"No problem," said the Canadian. "I'll get it for you."
While he was gone, one of the American's picked up the Canadian's shoe &
spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other American said,
"That looks good, I think I'll have one too."
Again, the Canadian obligingly went to fetch it & while he was gone, the
other American picked up the other shoe & spat in it. When the Canadian
returned to his seat, they all sat back & enjoyed the flight. As the
plane was landing, the Canadian slipped his feet into his shoes & knew
immediately what had happened.
"How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting between our
nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes & pissing
Just like I've always claimed. Canadians are always one step ahead of
their American brothers & sisters!